Behold my genius-
Name of post- "This an (sic) That". Never been done before. Am brilliant post-titler, obviously.
This is an actual problem, albeit a very strange one. During the tail end of my pregnancy the soles of my feet starting itching uncontrollably at night. Now it's even worse- when I am up in the middle of the night it's almost painful how much they itch. Seemingly related to hormones, I asked my doctor, but all she could recommend was Benadryl. Since that makes me super groggy, it's not an option. I need all the alertness I can get in order to scribble amazing notes to self as seen above. Have y'all ever heard of such a thing? I am dousing my feet in hydrocortisone cream which is not a sensible daily thing to do. I probably need to go to the dermatologist, waaahhhh. I hate going to the doctor. It takes too long. Ha, so instead I ask random people on the Internet for advice- a far more sensible option, right?
"Gown how to press?"
Deeds is getting baptized Easter Sunday and wearing his great-grandfather's gown, which my father-in-law recently found. It's absolutely gorgeous- from around the turn of the century, every stitch is hand-sewn.
I need to press it, but am terrified. I mean, I can iron, but this? It's too fragile and special to risk. Which is why I am also scared to take to the dry cleaner. I mean, they lose stuff! Have you seen American Hustle? Low level con men might take it as part of their disguise in order to scam people into giving loan fees. So what do I do?
I thought the craze was over, but what is with funfetti? Never been a huge fan of the icing to begin with (canned icing makes me teeth hurt with all the sugar, and funfetti is the worst offender). Plus, it's not a real flavor. It's like when we would get ice cream as kids- my brother loved Superman. This always just bug the hell out of me, because it's vanilla! With food coloring! Order something cool that we don't have at home, brother! Of course he was like 4, but still.
I look on Pinterest and grown women are making funfetti oatmeal. Barf-o-rama. Just eat a piece of cake or some oatmeal. Don't try to combine the two.
Unless it's like an oatmeal spice cake. That sounds good. Hmmm. Maybe these middle of the night thoughts do have some merit buried deep within.