Jun 25, 2014
Conversations with Dell Harper (Part 2)
So we were reading the Frozen book once again the other night, and I asked Miss Priss if she knew what a true love's kiss is- obviously, it has been mentioned frequently, as we read the book every single night.
DH: (shrugs) "I dunno know, Mommy."
Me: "Your true love is the person you get married to- like Daddy is my true love."
DH: "Okay, Mommy."
Me: "Who do you want to marry? Jack?"
DH: (giggling) "Nooooooooo."
DH: (still giggling) "Nooooooo."
This goes on for a while as I name every boy she knows. I even scrape the bottom of the barrel and ask about Daddy or Deeds. No's abound, until-
DH: "I want to marry a ro-baa!"
Me: (confused) "A robot?"
DH: "Yes, Mommy! I marry robot!!! I your true love, me, Daa Happaar! I Mommy's true love!"
Obviously, she is a genius- she wants a live-in robot to pick up after her for her adult life, and tops this off with a super suck-up sweet comment to her current picker-upper. The girl is destined to live a life of leisure at this rate.