Anyway, although I refrained from labeling it something cute like "Sewer Ooze" (I longed to print up a darling little label, friends, but, alas, the children cannot read), the green Hawaiian punch was a favorite.
40 preschoolers, tons of foam nun chucks, inflatable swords, and treat bags later, I was ready to nap.
There was little time to rest, as we had this little guy to celebrate next!
So that's it- a church gym, massive inflatable thing, lightweight weaponry, and child size tables make for a delightful time if you are three. And a pretty entertaining diversion if you are 33. That gladiator style obstacle course was pretty fun- I would be down with one of those at the gym. Maybe I will invent a new workout-
"Three. A revolutionary way to get in shape and have fun in just twenty minutes a day. Includes bouncing, running away from people attempting to dress you, and throwing fits when your parental servant gives you juice instead of milk. An easy and simple dietary plan consisting of jam licked off toast, crackers, fruit cut very specifically to match your ideal body shape, and an occasional bite of cheese. Pilfered suckers are also allowed."
I think I will make millions.
So, I probably should wrap this up before y'all steal any of my genius ideas or before my ramblings begin to make even less sense. . .I'm off to have a little slice of leftover banana chocolate chip cake.